What's there to do in this town?

On the way home from a trip in an old, beat up car borrowed from one of the guy's Dads, the car breaks down. Have it towed to a tiny town in the middle of nowhere and have to sleep in the car in 15 degrees below waiting for the gas station to open. Once it opens, it's still an all day wait for the mechanic to get to it. While waiting, we ask what there is to do in town. The response is, "Well, this is the town with the prison they're keeping Jeffery Dahlmer in."

Andy Albrecht